To eliminate fat in the diet, cut out Oleo.
Butter isn’t bad …it just got a bad rap.
It’s real food made from real cows; what’s
the harm? Toss a glob of it in the frying
pan; don’t worry about your waistline;
make it a big glob. While it melts, fill a bag
with seasoned flour and toss skinless legs
until dusted white. We always tell Dad to cover
up, as he blinds us with those scrawny white
things of his. Drop the dredged legs in the
sizzling butter. Brown and turn, like you do
when you sun yourself by the pool. When
evenly golden, turn down the heat and put
a lid on it--so to speak. Take a dip while the
chicken simmers. Be sure to wear the one piece,
as you’re not as thin as you used to be. And
suntan lotion, a good one like Copper Tone,
is essential. You don't want to burn. Enjoy!